Floating around the web is this nifty little meme. The idea is to go to this site , which generates random quotable quotes, which you then scroll through until you find five that really work for you.

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
--Douglas Adams

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
--Mark Twain

We only do well the things we like doing.
--Colette

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
--Anne Frank

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?
--Henry Ward Beecher